Justin spent the week crashing the server and buying a home, poo tasting, disrobing, old daytime talk shows made Russ question his sexuality, Palm Pilots used to be a thing, Russ doesn’t know phrases or math, OKCupid has weird questions, abginas, this movie makes no sense, Virtual Boy was also …

Russ has a money-making idea, the friends you tell and the friends you never tell, how Russ will make money if the podcast fails, Bobcat Goldthwait is an awesome guy, St. Louis style pizza is an affront to God and nature, what to do if you wind up in Branson …

Sex talk follow-up, bad words are cool, Justin is learning how to adult, dueling synopses, Russ has totally seen Star Wars, catcalling is different from flirting and Stockholm Syndrome is different from bad writing, Patty Hearst is a person who exists, vampire preppers, Justin and Russ agree: True Blood got …

When should you have the sex talk?, Hey, maybe don’t get AIDS, 3-2-1 Contact, redheaded boys hate Justin, puppies, how evolution works, Russ wants be an alligator so dust won’t go in his eye, worst police chief in the history of history, RIP Adam West, Russ got bit by a …

The podcast starts on a solemn note before nose diving into dark humor, the sexual orientation of alcoholic beverages, the thing that sucks about a hike (as a fat guy), California’s majesty, some first classes are first classier than others, Hoosier is a dumb term, are the Friday the 13th …

Justin is totally not a pedophile, Daddy’s hurt!, is Potassium real?, Russ doesn’t like Halloween and he is very wrong, bad blu-ray menus, showing vs. not showing, good ways to not kill your main villain, growing old enough to scare kids, Mad Libs with a twist, problems with fractions, too …

Ben is back and starts by complaining to Russ about riding the volume during a movie, porn pranks, Justin was bad at band but is great at foley work, Russ fears being subtitled on the news, Russ still hates periods, Justin liked spotting shots from the trailer, snot makes things …

A new guest has entered the podcast, he’s only slightly political, it turns out that Justin is fat, but not Jazzy scooter fat, Russ is too lazy to breathe, Clive Barker writes better than Stephen King, Rawhead is a penis monster, Russ finds solidarity in Rawhead’s hatred of periods, Russ …

Tom Kerosec is here and Russ has a bone to pick with him, Russ is really bad at basketball, Tom has a callback, we talk about the podcast on the podcast, Russ makes a controversial statement, everybody smokes, Justin isn’t zinging, MAGIC, Tom rambles about something other than WWII, Russ …

Russ can’t read his notes, there’s no yelling on the bus, horror characters in video games, where does the face end and the head begin? cigarettes are the cure for coughing, but smoking is gross, Russ’s favorite scene, dial-up mistakes, movies with boobs in them, Daniel Stern stinger, actual research …