Russ has another surprise for Justin, Russ gives a synopsis for once, Lords of Salem doesn’t make sense to Justin, FrankenChicken, Russ is still afraid of girls’ peeing, vagina paintings, Russ drops some hot convention rumors, why does the man of learning always die?, Russ has messed up dreams, Justin …

Justin immediately has to vamp for time, surprisingly not douchey protagonists, Russ’s wife kills a peacock, how do guns work? characters making good bad decisions, hand-rolling cigarettes, Russ makes Justin take a test of his own creation…it doesn’t go well for anyone, Mick isn’t an anti-hero, but he is quippy, …

Tylenol vs. aspirin in heart attack relief, Justin ruins Russ’s story, Justin succinctly sums up his views on House of 1000 Corpses with two nuanced sounds, Justin loves Chris Hardwick and is bad with faces, Russ and Justin both loved the Secret of the Ooze, Rejects is the opposite of …

Bonus! Russ and Justin discovered that Last House on the Left was itself a remake and made a bonus episode, Max von Sydow is still not dead (yet), Justin says sticks instead of tripod because he thinks he’s better than you, Russ think people in the past were dumb and …

Russ and Justin nerd out about physical media, Russ is again thinking about dead animals while he pees his pants, bad music was a trend in the 70s, weird out of place gore, it’s not Mary’s movie, the guys argue over the intricacies of BJ revenge, Justin is wrong about …

Tom Kerosec of Kerosec Productions is our guest! He tells the story of the Intro/Outro music for this very podcast, Tom messes around with kids and Russ likes to think about dead animals, Justin tells tales of his childhood, Tom keeps trying to get political, Justin declares himself the wet …

We apologize for the previous sound issues (that’s ironic), Russ checks out dudes at work, Russ receives an awesome (or horrible) gift (probably insult) from his son, Hobbes checks in with a non-exclusive, Justin decides he doesn’t like John Carpenter based on trailers he doesn’t like from a movie Carpenter …

Last (hopefully) intro for bad audio, the guys talk about their weird fears, they get right into the discussion, Justin stands up for Franklin and bares his love for film grain, turns out that crazy people are crazy, things go bump in the night while Russ reads an exclusive story …

Alright…real talk…we messed up…we’re sorry, Russ hates himself, (DJ) MC Fiverr is back! Justin gets meta, Russ awkwardly tries to mooch Taco Bell, Stephen King’s short story is faithfully adapted by some college student, Justin tries to remember Squeak from BASEketball’s real name, Commentary Russ starts to slur his words, …

Justin and Russ preface the episode with a warning then jump right in to the first movie, Dwight has a real exclusive for us this time, piñata discussions ensue, Russ makes some babies, DJ Fiverr makes his debut and drops a hot track, Russ meets Larry Cohen and cracks the …