Episode 105 – The Lift & The Shaft
Russ mixes it up, Justin fought to have Christmas, Jewish Christmas, movies on Christmas, Justin’s Sean Connery impression is stolen from Tom Kerosec in high school, Pizza Hut tears the hosts asunder, there are two evil elevator movies!, drink every time they say lift and you’ll die, I need to …
Episode 104 – Gremlins 1 & 2
Marianne is here!, Russ starts it off with some hot takes right off the bat, Russ and Marianne both had Gizmo dolls, Justin used to have planning skills, tales of the BMV, 2nd grade politics, don’t ask Marianne for a synopsis – she will have none of it, Ferris Bueller …
Episode 103 – Silent Night Deadly Night 4 – Santa’s Slay
Justin’s girlfriend’s dad’s heart got shocked back to working right (that’s a lot of possessive apostrophes), Munchhausen by proxy, a history of the instruments that Russ and Justin played in high school, Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation is a total cluster and is totally not about an axe-wielding Santa …
Episode 102 – Black Christmas
Justin takes the podcast to a new level, are burps funny?, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia hurts Justin’s soul, Justin’s boss’s daughter’s name, even the smartest people can be bad at operating computers, Black Christmas is boring, Lois Lane is not Harley Quinn, the call is coming from inside the …
Episode 101 – RWD & Razors
We’re back to Yo, the highlight of Russ’s Thanksgiving was an absence, The Ballad of the Friday Thanksgiving turkey, going out into the country – pointing at a tree – and bringing it inside with you, Russ doesn’t like to know that his food was at one time alive, eating …
Episode 100 – Get Out & Little Lazarus
It’s episode 100!!!!!, hot DJ MC Fiverr callback (the first of many episode 100 callbacks), we recorded this a while ago, Justin bought stretchy jeans, Russ has a new game, it turns out that Get Out is about race — who knew?, a new voice on the podcast! Welcome, Jason!, …
Episode 99 – House 3 & 4
Happy Thanksgiving!, Justin is going to have three Thanksgivings, Russ’s casual family holidays, House 3 is and isn’t House 3, Russ wants to make the obscure horror characters version of Mystery Men, why does an electrical being use the furnace so much?, elevator thoughts, House 3 is a really mean …
Episode 98 – House & House II
It’s a House party! (when we make it huge and have an intern type up these notes, I’m going to miss these stupid jokes), Justin got a new roommate, Russ segues way too soon, Russ’s Halloween costume idea, making ice cream soup, Justin wants to name a new segment (stay …
Episode 97 – The Blair Witch Project & The Blair Witch
Russ and Justin are exhausted, we recorded episode number 100 so look out for that in three weeks, Russ has a Michael Myers nightmare, dreaming to completion, apparently the Adam Sandler special on Netflix isn’t complete garbage, the tale of the pre-100th escape room, everyone has one moment of genius …
Episode 96 – Blood Diner & Ice Cream Man
Strap in….this is a long one, Russ and Justin start out trying to solve racism again, it’s Luke Perry not Jason Priestly, Justin had to get a joke in, Blood Diner is terrible and dumb and great and you should watch it with friends, ADR cops, Sea Monkeys bred racism, …
